Wednesday, April 28

Unmoving Like a Boulder

"oderint dum metuant"

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

-Epicurus 341–270 B.C.


“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”

-Oscar Wilde

When President John F. Kennedy welcomed 49 Nobel Prize winners to the White House in 1962 he said, “I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent and of human knowledge that has ever been gathered together at the White House – with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”


“(480): I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she’s worth a shot.”


“(978): you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with.”


“(971): So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him “very carefully”


“(631): im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies”


“(647): Get out of your relationship and into my pants.”


“(360): You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be Swedish since she works there.”


“(847): Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.”


“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”

-Ernest Hemingway

“There is no friend as loyal as a book.”

-Ernest Hemingway

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”

-Ernest Hemingway

2 comments:

  1. I like every one but the second one.

    And the last is my favorite. =]

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  2. P.S. Your picture is sexy. Keep it.

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